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TOTEM Spiritual Transformation Coaching
Join us in the deep end of the Woo January 2024
We’re excited to announce that we’re kicking off another round of our TOTEM Spiritual Transformation Coaching Program in January 2024!!!
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When I’m asked what spiritual transformation— or our coaching program, more specifically— is, I put it in simple terms: spiritual transformation is waking up from a dream, and this coaching program is designed to empower you to anchor this awakening in tangible, pragmatic ways that benefit you and the world.
This could be a daily spiritual practice. It could be the discovery of a latent psychic ability you’ve always had. It could the beta test of a new spiritual service. It could be the launch of your soul-aligned side hustle. Or it could be the transformation of your existing business to greater serve you and the world as a whole— harnessing your reinvigorated intuition and spiritual self-sovereignty.
In fact, it can be all of these things— and more!
The TOTEM Spiritual Transformation Coaching Program is not an accountability program or generic personal development experience. It’s not vision-boarding or the standard abundance mindset drivel. It’s not “six days to six figures”, and we will never, ever use the phrase “sales funnel”. There is no multi-level marketing scheme. There is no one-size-fits-all methodology. There is no cookie cutter, reductionist fluff.
Rather, the TOTEM Spiritual Transformation Coaching Program is designed to plunge you into the deep end of the Woo in an undeniable, totally tailored, immersive spiritual experience that asks the crucial questions:
Why did you come here, to be a human having a human experience on planet earth?
Why did your soul pick your particular human life, family of origin, interests, talents and profession?
What soul contracts are you being encouraged to fulfill?
What do your energy and attention naturally flow towards?
What chakras are you most dominant in?
What psychic abilities come naturally to you?
What is your life’s purpose, and how can you align your whole life—including your work-- to this purpose?
What can you do all day everyday and never ever get tired of?
How can ancient spiritual traditions, practices and systems illuminate your unique experience?
What is the big “so what” of your existence?
The program is also uniquely designed to be super pragmatic, focusing our efforts and resources on stuff that’s going to work— and be sustainable— in the real world. I have more than a decade of best practices and lessons learned from running a Woo-based business, and I’m not shy about sharing what’s worked, what hasn’t, and how to avoid problems while actually enjoying your work day!
Besides: I’m not the typical “coach”. I resisted the moniker “coach”—and the work—for the better part of a decade, faced with a depressing landscape of get-rich-quick bullshit artists calling themselves “coaches” while living in their mother’s basement, unable to pay their own bills. I used to joke that “those that can’t thrive, coach others”.
The last thing I wanted was to be associated with any of it.
But then the big idea came. And I realized my silent protest wasn’t actually helping anybody or providing an alternative to the mindless tripe in the marketplace.
And that’s the thing about spiritual work—we don’t get to pick our assignments or sources of inspiration or our “downloads”!
So, I heeded the call, which is kind of how all of this spiritual scavenger hunt shit works.
Our TOTEM Spiritual Transformation Coaching intake assessment and coaching methodology are proprietary, leveraging a unique combination of Kabbalah, sacred geometry, the “science” of the chakras, traditional shamanism and more, identifying your unique spiritual “fingerprint”, psychic gifts, and life’s purpose.
And then we get down to brass tacks to make that purpose a reality, responsibly.
All coaching work is individual and organized around the specific attributes and interests of the client meaning that this program is immediately tailored to each clients’ unique needs.
The program is offered in a variety of formats:
One-month up-level. Do you want to immerse yourself in a faith-agnostic spiritual development program that empowers you through radical self-awareness? Through knowledge of your psychic skills and naturally dominant chakras? That equips you with tools, technologies and resources that you can leverage on your own in your personal spiritual practice moving forward? This one-month program, with weekly check-in meetings and a shared Slack page on which to collaborate, is for you!
Three-month intensive. Do you want a highly-tailored, personalized spiritual program that kick-starts your in-depth spiritual transformation? Do you want to formalize a sustainable spiritual practice that aligns your work, relationships, and lifestyle with your soul’s purpose? Are you getting “the call” to a higher level of existence, demanding that you embrace a radical perspective shift and take accountability for your natural intuitive abilities and super-powers? Thinking of leaving your profession, starting a business, or launching your own spiritual practice? This program is for you.
Six-month transformation. Do you want a deeply-immersive, sustained exploration of all things spiritual? A highly-tailored program that carries you through the spiritual transformation continuum, from exploration through ideation and immersion to implementation and beta testing? Design your own spiritual business, side hustle, or reconfigure your current offerings? Add new services or products, or find ways to take the grind out of the day—and put a little more joy (and woo) in its place? Then TOTEM’s six-month transformation is for you. We dig into the both the spiritual immersion and the spiritual practice acceleration, using shamanic tools to develop a go to market strategy, explore brand differentiation, and build a practice session/ referral network to actualize your life’s dream.
TOTEM Spiritual Transformation Coaching isn’t for everyone. But, for who it’s for, it can be the game-changer of a lifetime.
Check out what a few of our previous coaching clients have to say about their experience on our website HERE.
If you want to learn more or join the January program kickoff, please schedule a FREE consultation with me HERE ASAP. Because of the rigorous, individual nature of the work, space is limited and locked in on a first-come, first-serve basis. Based on early (and earnest) interest, I expect the January program will be at capacity by December 1st.
The consultation is free and short, so if you’re curious please don’t hesitate to book a consultation!
And, if nothing else, may the force be with you all!